On April 1, 2011, an elite team of squirrels led by General Nutters McWalnut infiltrated Marywood's server room and took over the University's homepage. Holding the website hostage, the squirrels issued a list of demands. After 24 hours of intense negotiations, a treaty between McWalnut and Marywood University was reached.
Recently, Kenny Luck, coordinator of public relations and new media, obtained a rare interview with General McWalnut at his home in a tree outside the library.
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