Exclusive Interview with General Nutters McWalnut


On April 1, 2011, an elite team of squirrels led by General Nutters McWalnut infiltrated Marywood's server room and took over the University's homepage. Holding the website hostage, the squirrels issued a list of demands. After 24 hours of intense negotiations, a treaty between McWalnut and Marywood University was reached.

Recently, Kenny Luck, coordinator of public relations and new media, obtained a rare interview with General McWalnut at his home in a tree outside the library.